I've already knocked a few things off it, but let's see what we have left, shall we...

• Get dressed. Yes, some days this is an accomplishment.
  
• Clean my toilets.
  
• Clip my nails so I can actually type.
  
• Write 1000 words in the Hitman in Hell story. Well. I got 400. That's progress.
  
• Write 1000 words in the Fleasel story.
  
• Empty my dishwasher.
  
• Huck all the crap from the convention downstairs.
  
• Update my RP activity logs. They've gotten away from me yet again.
  
• Stare at the Submission Grinder as if I can make responses come in faster with my Psychic Powers.
  
• Feed my family. Yes, some days this is also an accomplishment.

...that's doable. Right?