May. 21st, 2014

agilebrit: (Urge to bitchslap)
Yeah, language warning ahead. I don't suffer assholes lightly.

So, apparently, Michelle Malkin "can't be conservative, because she is a minority."

Now, I don't know if this guy thought he was revoking her permission to be a conservative, or just couldn't believe that she is. Either way, it's a prime piece of idiocy. He is not the boss of her, and she has no obligation to conform to his (stupid) stereotypes. When she rightly told him "Watch me," he had a bit of a minor meltdown. Perhaps he couldn't believe that this *gasp* minority woman dared to stand up to him and form her own opinions.

First, he called her a foreigner, because, I guess, someone with that particular shade of melanin and those particular facial features couldn't possibly have been born in, you know, Pennsylvania. (She was, in case you're wondering.) Not content to run away with his tail between his legs when called out on his blatant racist fuckery, he instead doubled down and declared that there was "something off" about her, without elaborating on what it was. He also stated that "conservatism has nothing to offer minorities."

Well, golly gee willikers, dudebro, thank you so much for whitesplaining that to the poor dumb little minority gal who can't possibly be as smart as the guy with giant arms that probably aren't his and no head for an avatar! We have all seen the light and will be better sheeple presently! We will baa along behind you while you spread your generous and benevolent 5% largesse for us all!

Or, you know... spread something for us all. Something that smells remarkably like bullshit. I realize that it's difficult to form a cogent argument in 140 characters, but he seemed to think that we should all treat his flat declaration as Word of God without backing up his opinion one iota. So, thanks for your arrogant and... did I already say racist? It bears repeating. ...racist stereotypical opinions, pal, but I think I'll decide for myself if conservatism has anything to offer me as a woman if not a minority.

Of course, once he had his head handed to him on that particular issue, he deflected to the old mainstay, "Bush's war!" Nevermind that Hillary and Biden voted for it, and that every single other intelligence apparatus in the world thought that Saddam had WMDs... or that he had already used WMDs on his own fucking people. BUSH. BECAUSE. CONSERVATIVES BAD.

If I didn't know better, I'd think this guy was a caricature. Unfortunately, a glance at his Twitter timeline reveals that he regularly takes oh-so-intelligent shots at Rush Limbaugh in between tweeting incomprehensibly about sports or... something. Hell if I know.

As the immortal Bugs Bunny used to say: What a maroon.

My tweets

May. 21st, 2014 12:00 pm
agilebrit: (Default)
  • Tue, 15:05: OMG: https://t.co/6ypBJFsfhV Well. That makes my day.
  • Tue, 15:37: And there's Pinch 2 synopsized. Just the resolution in the boardroom and the denouement in the desert, and the first draft will be DONE.
  • Tue, 21:37: Note to self: When you click on a link with warnings like THAT, you do not then get to scream AUGH MY EYES and weep for your lost innocence.
  • Tue, 21:55: RT @shariv67: How to fold a fitted sheet: Stand with feet apart. Sacrifice a goat. Trust the void. *Distant screaming* Panic. Throw sheet i…
  • Tue, 22:13: HAH. First draft of novel synopsis... DONE. What a pain in the butt.
  • Tue, 23:31: I was right about the synopsis. The first draft comes in a little under 3500 words and a little under 6 pages. It probably needs whackage.
  • Tue, 23:31: ...shut up. "Whackage" is totally a word.
  • Wed, 01:26: Hey, #Firefox, thanks for crashing when I was in the middle of an LJ rant. That's the best thing ever! #POS
  • Wed, 01:48: Tonight's Twitter entertainment, courtesy of @michellemalkin and... some fuckwit. http://t.co/dGMMOOqmeK

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